12 Times Buzzfeed's Click-Bait Headlines Made Me Roll My Eyes

Oh, Buzzfeed.

Perpetual resource of procrastination. Receptacle of listicles. Unapologetic provider of nostalgia-driven posts...

Your headlines have lured us into your web of trivial content for some time now, and frankly, some of this shit is ridiculous, which is why I was inspired to come up with an equally ridiculous list of my own.

Really? I was more like, Oh My Yaaaaawn.

The only fucked-up thing I experienced in the 80s was discovering my grandmother's dentures sitting in a plastic cup when I slept at her house as a kid.

Hmmm...and by listing 16 different characteristics of a certain nationality, you've ironically demonstrated that Scots are a diverse bunch capable of many things.

One question that's totally possible to answer: Is one of these questions an actual, original thought?

You say "hilarious." I say, "Don't have kids."

Brilliant work there, Sherlock.

This headline is a grammatical mess. If read correctly, it backfires on itself. Fine, I WON'T watch these chick flicks tonight! Also, this might as well read: "If You Own These Movies, You're Beyond Basic."

It's true. The staff member who wrote this is a pos.

...and here's the truth: You're an idiot.

I'm sorry. I didn't realize you guys were real estate AND travel agents (but thanks for the Monaco tip).

Oh really now? Because after choosing lobster, shrimp cocktail, and potatoes au gratin (with chocolate chip cookies for dessert), I already died last year. Thanks.

And one response that says "Go the fuck away. I don't need your Keanu Reeves impression."

@TheFirstEcho